Score: 10

"Laughed my arse off"

submission: A Men's Room Monologue

date: September 23, 2005

This had me laughing all the way through, and then some. This is fucking hilarious! And as the last guy said, it's funny because it's true. Most of that applies to women's rooms too. Though there are tons more hilarious things going on in the latter.

The sound was pretty good. Only complaint I have is the manner in which the monologue was presented. Very monotone, as if you (or whoever did the voicing) were reading from a freshly-printed script. More spunk, sarcasm, and other expression/voice variations would've added a lot to its hilarity. It still had me laughing my head off, but that's just a future suggestion.

Awesome work overall. I needed the laugh. I give it a five.

Score: 10

"Totally totally awesome"

submission: Evidence..things not seen

date: September 13, 2005

I love this! I love the thought behind it. I agree completely. I've been among Christians as well as cults who claimed Christianity, and I see little difference. You presented your message in a very thought-provoking and well-done manner.

Yeah...the cockroach sex was funny, but it did distract me from what was perhaps the most important part of the animation, where you present your main point. I had to watch it again. So...yeah...

But overall, very, VERY well done! Kudos to you, dude.

Score: 10

"Can't stop laughing"

submission: Fart Dictionary

date: September 8, 2005

Oh my god, I just finished laughing for about a half hour solid until I cried. That is the funniest flash I've ever seen...of course, fart humor never fails to send me rolling for some strange unknown reason.

I still can't stop laughing. The sad thing is my farts are hick farts because I always start laughing afterwards. "HahahahahaIfartedhahahaha!" Like some idiot...

But yeah. Great work. I love it!

Score: 9

"Loved it!"

submission: You get What You Pay For

date: September 8, 2005

Haha! You're a sexist pig! (j/k)--but it's so fzcking funny! I laughed my head off at the end. Whooooey, what a bargain. But hey, what would men do without us? ;)
And for those who don't get it...fucking listen! Gawd, I swear..

Great humor, and I liked the animation and style. Sound was just a liiiiittle off, but not bad at all. Love it! Keep it up!

Score: 9

"Funny as Fsck"

submission: A story of Noah's Ark

date: September 8, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I can't stop laughing my head off. I'm so adding this to my faves. You present pure unadulterated logic in a very tasteful way, in my opinion. I grew up Christian and I can say from the inside, the message behind this is so true. I still can't stop laughing!

It was disturbing, but so many people need to hear it. Especially the idiots who follow this stuff just because. Though I do agree, the Buy Bull thing was ehh..a little corny. But overall, this is totally awesome work. Keep it up!
Yay for blasphemy! XD

Score: 9

"That WTF kind of awesome"

submission: 1:11

date: September 5, 2005

Yeah. It's that wtf kind of awesome. Really cool, but for some reason it seemed almost creepy to me too (in a good way). My interpretation of it is just to leave it abstract. It is what it is--though I don't know what.

I totally love it, I think it's one of the best I've ever seen. But FYI, at least on my speakers?--the sound crackled a ton. So though I'm rating everything else good, that I didn' give much. No offense.

Great work! I'd love to see more of that style.

Score: 10

"Awesome!"

submission: -Play-

date: September 2, 2005

I absolutely LOVE this! Everything about it gives a feel that's just...wow, and wow again! Excellent work. And as far as STOMP, um, I have no idea who they are either, so...yeah. But again, this is a VERY well-done flash. I'm intrigued at how you did the actions yourself and then made it into this. The beat had me tapping my feet and nodding my head. And the ending was really cool, visually stimulating.

Giving this one a five, I really love it.

Score: 10

"15 out of 10"

submission: Sonic Tribute (TV verson)

date: September 2, 2005

This was absolutely awesome! It gave me goosebumps several times; that series has a special place in my heart, special memories with it. But aside from all the memory crap...again, this was a totally, totally awesome work! I love it! I'm so giving it a five. You really did justice to a series that I, for one, wish had never been canceled (but hey, shit happens). I can't rave enough about it!

Score: 9

"Ah, the good days..."

submission: Sonic: Good ol' oldschool

date: September 2, 2005

I love how speedy you made this one. Seems like a lot of times folks will make Sonic stuff too slow to really suit him, but you did his speed justice in this. I like that. The music was really awesome too.

Some of the sprites and environments were a little mixed, but I don't consider that much of a minus at all. Great work in all.

Score: 10

"Yay n' stuff"

submission: Foamy's Rant III

date: September 2, 2005

Yay for the Snuff Channel! Heheh, just kidding...I think...maybe...

Another awesome rant from our Lord and Master. I really like the background you used, by the way--as random as that sounds.